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This lovely young woman is Daisy Van Van
Dorn.

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She is beautiful, charming, bewitching,
and disgustingly rich.

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A few years ago, she was a reigning
princess of the debutante's ball.

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Now, she's society's bad girl, world
-renowned homewrecker, and the darling

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the scandal magazine all over the world.

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At the moment, the center of the latest
sexual escapade is Reginald Rockingham.

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model husband and father, and
disgustingly wealthy.

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The Van Dorn family is understandably in
a panic, especially Stacey's maiden

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aunt, Agatha, who has parted with the
hefty retainer to gauge me to keep

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and her hot little pussy out of the
National Enquirer.

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And I'm Catherine Hillary Forbes,
freelance publicist and an authority on

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keeping the rich and famous out of the
scandal seat.

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Damn it.

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What am I going to do to keep that hot
-ass harebrained harlot occupied?

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How many shows can we go to anyway?

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And this is Howard Budd Clark, the love
of my life.

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He's the coach of the Long Island
Unicorns, a pro football team owned by

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late Griffith Van Dorn.

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Stacy's grandpa, and left to Stacy as
sole owner.

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I just called Reggie's office and his
stupid secretary connected me with his

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wife. That cunt called me a hot -ass,
hair -brained harlot and warned me to

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away from her, man.

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Call the limo. I'm going straight over
to Reggie's office.

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I've got to see him, if only just to
give him a quick blowjob.

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Hey, who's that?

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This is Bud Clark.

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He's your football coach.

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And he's my boyfriend.

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Just get that fucking limo here as thin
as you can. I'm going to get dressed.

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Bud, now this shit's really going to hit
the fan.

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I must stop or else we'll be front page
of National Enquirer.

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But how?

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If a girl's got to sacrifice, she's got
to sacrifice.

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What's love and affection without the
money and power behind it?

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I mean, I need a lot of time to get out
of this tight spot.

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And darling, you've got to find me that
time.

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But how?

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Coach, get in there.

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Charm that stupid slut.

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Pin her down and don't let her leave
here.

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I can't believe I just said that.

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Kate had to step out for a while.

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I can't believe Kate would do this to
me, leaving without ordering my limo.

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I'm so horny, I can't even sit without
sticking to the chair.

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Hey, Coach, are you busy?

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I mean, could you spare me 15 or 20
minutes of your time?

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Thank you.

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hmm

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Right at this moment, Stacey Van Dorn is
fucking my boyfriend.

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Poor bud.

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At least he's buying me time to think
this thing out.

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What's the worst thing can happen?

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Miss Hot Abs breaks out and destroys Mr.
Model Husband and Father.

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I'm out of my ass, and Miss Agatha will
see to it that no other publicity firm

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would touch me with a ten -foot pole.

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The alternative?

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I keep Miss Torrid Tits out of the
scandal sheets for an extended period of

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time. I'd write my own ticket, a
penthouse, a beach house in the

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chauffeured limos, pearls, diamonds,
power.

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I'd be the biggest heroine since Joan of
Orleans.

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But keeping juicy jeans from letting her
gap gush for the world to see would

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take a regiment of marines or a...

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No. No.

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Thank you.

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Oh.

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Oh, my God.

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No. No.

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Especially as you're charging your
batteries.

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Coach, how many players do you have on
your team?

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46. My God, that should keep her off the
streets for months.

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What are you talking about?

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No questions yet.

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I want you to get a hold of three or
four of your best -looking prospects and

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send them here right now.

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They're all in practice and they're
story over right now.

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I don't care if they're in Atlanta,
Georgia. Just send them here right now.

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I was.

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Something made me wake up and call
Reggie. He's agreed to meet me alone.

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Don't try to stop me.

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I wouldn't think of it. Thank you.

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Well, we're calling to meet Donna here.

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Fiona, Fiona, what are we doing here?

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Are you the players' uni representative?

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No, I'm the tight end.

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Actually, I brought you all here for a
group photo of the unicorn's finest.

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I thought

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you were the tight end.

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Look, bitch, I give my kids my way.

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You get your kicks your way. All right,
guys, let's go. Back to practice.

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Come on.

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Look,

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this has been some day.

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My boss fucked my feller, I'll probably
lose my job, and I'll probably get

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arrested as an accessory to murder, if
I'm very lucky. So don't judge.

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That is so good.

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Mmm.

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Mm -hmm.

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Oh.

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Oh. Oh.

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Feels good.

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Oh, it's really good.

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Oh.

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killed Reggie.

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No.

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Reggie met me.

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He told me that I was very nice, but
that he had no room in his life for me.

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loves his wife and kids very much.

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So we're through.

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Stacy, do you know you own the Long
Island Unicorns?

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The Long Island Unicorns? A professional
football team coached by Bud Clark, the

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man you ravished?

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He ravishes very well, you know.

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But do you know you own the team?

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46 quivering erect cocks, ready to go
into spasms with the slightest tremor of

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your breast or a glimpse of your thigh.

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And I own them?

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Yeah.

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Body, soul, genital organs.

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I've seen the contracts.

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Every one of them hung like a stallion.

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Yeah, yours to command.

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How much? How often?

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Maybe two cocks at a time? Maybe three?

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Oh, dear.

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Oh, I feel faint.

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I think that I'm going to go lay down
for a while.

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She'll be okay.

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Stacy's just drunk with power.

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All those stiff, ruddy cocks that are
back on call.

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A few hours in a bed with a vibrator,
and she'll recover.

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What can I do for you?

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I'm Bonnie Borden, and Coach Clark asked
me to stop by to see Miss Van Dore, the

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new owner.

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I'm Stacy Van Dore.

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I'm your tight end.

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But you're a girl.

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And very pretty.

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And I'm good.

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Very good.

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I'll give you a chance to show me.

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How good you are.

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Nice.

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Well, so just what can you do?

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Anyways.

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Quite a few things, actually.

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Mm -hmm.

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Beautiful.

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Thank you.

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to address.

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Thank you.

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Oh

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Hmm.

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Oh, my God.

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Thank you.

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Oh.

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oh

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You are good very very good

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And I catch passes too

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I'm sorry.

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I'm just horny all the time.

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Oh, so am I.

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I know.

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You want to see Miss Van Dorn.

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She's busy at the moment.

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Come on in.

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Perhaps I can do as well, if not better.

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Now. I guess you're gonna miss practice.

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I guess not.

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I like what I see.

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I'm glad.

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Oh, you're all muscles.

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Yeah.

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oh

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Oh, my God.

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Thank you very much.

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Oh.

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It was my tight end a couple days ago.

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Jim Morton, was he good?

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Bobby Borden, he was magnificent.

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Me too, but she's not here.

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Mom, you look different in clothes. I
mean, not in football gear.

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I mean, shoulder pads and hip pads
aren't exactly flattering.

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You look nice in girl things.

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You look girls are good too, Floyd.

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I tell you what, no one's here.

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What do you think we go in the bedroom
and get real close?

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That was good to me.

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Come on.

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Come on in, Floyd.

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It's good to have you here.

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It's good to be here.

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Oh.

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spring from the moon

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Guess what?

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What? San Diego just traded me on the
unicorn's new wide receiver.

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No way!

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01:17:27,810 --> 01:17:30,090
Yeah, I guess that means we're tuning to
the right.

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Right.

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Wait, I got an idea.

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What? Let's make it official.

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That's what I had in mind, too.

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I should have taken these off.

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Oh, God.

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I'm above it. I'm the baby.

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Oh, yeah.

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I mean,

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if I could use to.

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You know?

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I dare.

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I dare.

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I dare.